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This sweatshirt isn’t about loud statements; it’s for people who read between the lines and prefer their humor with a soft edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered slogan options: left, center, large center chest, plus wrist placements\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; DTG for other prints\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- \u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48772708008153,"sku":"24794894338706605359","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":48772708040921,"sku":"13324451793259196128","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48772708073689,"sku":"65981707460755371553","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":48772708106457,"sku":"31661130590980594148","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48772708139225,"sku":"18255775681095565773","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":48772708171993,"sku":"38332500009272895879","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48772708204761,"sku":"31660838368708049202","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":48772708237529,"sku":"15201691445481158982","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48772708270297,"sku":"48703318704777581638","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":48772708303065,"sku":"13676165412872288473","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48772708335833,"sku":"23146302735563549530","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":48772708368601,"sku":"38712893677483824372","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":48772708401369,"sku":"21168050924824815688","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48772708434137,"sku":"61279334960451314901","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48772708466905,"sku":"18654457597978005154","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48772708499673,"sku":"33702608214571222175","price":49.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48772708532441,"sku":"16367862565472882947","price":53.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48772708565209,"sku":"29252382665099443783","price":53.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48772708597977,"sku":"15454323248311891702","price":53.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":48772708630745,"sku":"27244078854448534794","price":57.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48772708663513,"sku":"22810993838737592326","price":57.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":48772708696281,"sku":"32582988026129455235","price":57.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":48772708729049,"sku":"30997168424369496682","price":57.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0814\/0498\/5561\/files\/3633669773137385485_2048.jpg?v=1780309943","url":"https:\/\/sweetly-unhinged.myshopify.com\/products\/sparkly-but-unstable-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Sweetly Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}